Monday, September 24, 2007
Technically, it is September 25 as it is after midnight and Jay won’t stop talking to me about wattage…voltage and amps- he is talking about a heater that we bought for the trailer- now he has got the calculator out and is figuring out the requirements of the hot water tank and the fridge. He is saying he feels cold air coming in from somewhere…I know we will never make it until the end of October to head south.
He is a little “busy” tonight as he drank a couple of cups of coffee with the locals (all retired folk)- he is now talking about Hugh Jackman being hot! Oh my goodness- someone needs to stop him before he drinks anymore coffee…EVER!!!
His eyes are beady and he is going on about the seniors in the recreation hall maybe being Chiropractors. I thought I had writers block – but Jay is providing some really good material. He is talking about Hugh AGAIN! Anyone starting to worry besides me? Did I mention that we watched the movie “Someone Like You”- which is a Hugh Jackman film???
Jay has settled - nope…not so fast now is asking why the woman at the recreation hall was talking about hot flashes and he apparently thinks that is not appropriate. Now he is asking if I think she really put Tim Horton’s coffee in pot- ‘cause it was good, but he put a lot of cream and sugar in it and he thinks it may have been Mother Parkers. Just so you know Jay doesn’t drink coffee, nor SHOULD he drink coffee.
He is swearing that the bug he swallowed earlier is stuck in his bronchial tube- it is just burning…supposedly. He is even coughing to make it appear to really bad-(We biked earlier and he swallowed something). He is imagining that it will be crawling out of his mouth during the night. He yawns, but he says he is not tired, he is just trying to make himself appear so. (What’s up with that???) He rubs his eyes and wonders out loud…”Maybe it was a bee and that is why it is burning.”
I was going to actually write about what was happening, but as you can tell our travels have moved past the point of being exciting. We are now entering the incoherent stage. In this stage we will ramble pointlessly about various moments in time and it will seem relevant and/or humorous to us, but to you it will be evidence that we are beginning to loose it. FYI- nothing in this blog has been made up! J
p.s now he is asking me why I don’t write about the acorns- and about how they are all over the ground and he is concerned why there are not more squirrels around especially because winter is coming. (I think he is genuinely concerned). He thinks it is cool how the acorns have little hats and he is going to break one open tomorrow…not to eat one-just to look at.